My four year old informed me that he wants a dog that poops play-dough.  I asked him where he saw this play-dough pooping dog and he said he couldn’t remember.  A quick Google search yielded no results – which made me pause and ask “Do I really want to give my child a pooping dog for Christmas?”

Kids ask for some of the most outrageous and outlandish things thanks to commercials and paper ads.  Dolls that pee, dogs that poop, things that fart and things that cry.  Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think my kids will be getting anything that simulates bodily functions this year.. or next.

Wish he would ask for good old G.I. Joe instead.